Today I present to you 3 utterly different lines of thought with no connection whatsoever. Welcome to my brain.
I can never remember if it’s Square Bob Sponge Pants or Sponge Bob Square Pants. It seems to me like that could go either way. My guess is this is not important enough for me to expend the energy to remember. And while we’re on the topic, why on earth would they make a Broadway show about him? What does this say about me that I would even ponder this at all?
If one plans on cleaning the blinds, it is unwise to dust the night table and lamp in front of the window before dusting the blinds. Not that I’d do something as silly as that. Goodness, no!
What is the statute of limitations on clothing? At what point do you decide you are just never going to fit into the jeans you’ve been holding on to for when you lose weight? By the way, to all those people who failed to warn me that menopause = weight gain… I don’t think I will ever get over the shock. Sure they have commercials now about that but where were these commercials 8 years ago? Too little, too late.