Security Check

This afternoon, Frank & I went to a hockey game. We’re Islander fans. For those of you who are not hockey fans, the Islanders glory days were 3 decades ago. Now, they’re basically in last place. We had hope, though. They’re playing pretty well and won their last game. We were optimistic. Maybe we’d attend a game where they actually won.

If only that had been the case, but no. They lost again. For 2 years, they have lost every game we have gone to. I think they should start paying us to not go to games. Apparently we are bad luck.

Since they were losing 3 – 0 10 minutes into the game, I found other ways to amuse myself rather than paying complete attention to the game. I watched the guy in the front row with long, blond, sparkling hair. He’s always there. I watched the kid with the giant hockey puck on his head. Every once in a while, I looked at the game, hoping the Islanders would score. I even took a picture:




I want you to look at that guy all the way in front who is facing the fans; the one with the yellow sweater. He is wearing a shirt that says, “Security.” These security personnel are all around the rink, maybe 30 feet apart. Now here is my question. Why?

Do those huge guys with the helmets and the big sticks look like they need security? Are they concerned about fans hopping over the glass and onto the ice? Because I’d really like to see someone capable of doing that.

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Time Traveler

Ah, there is nothing like the temperature dipping below freezing to make you reminisce about the past. It seems like it was only a week ago when the weather was a balmy 60 degrees and I was roaming the streets of Brooklyn, reliving my childhood. Wait. It was only a week ago!

For those of you who don’t know – I spent the first 19 years of my life in Brooklyn. It was where all four of my grandparents lived after emigrating from Italy. It is where my parents were born. It is where I was born.

Brooklyn is also where our friends had their first apartment when they were first married. Thus they, too, have a history there. Our friends have a family day where they drive into Brooklyn with their girls and last weekend, we were invited along for the ride.

As I said, it was a beautiful day for a trip into Brooklyn. Our first stop was for lunch at an Italian restaurant for pizza. Now I have been to many pizzerias during my days of life in Brooklyn but this was no pizzeria. This was a restaurant that seemed to be lifted right out of Rome onto 18th Avenue. Oh, wait. It is no longer called 18th Avenue (or THE Avenue, as we called it back in the day). It is now Cristoforo Colombo Boulevard.

In any case, there was just something about the way the restaurant was set up, how everyone in there, even the patrons, spoke Italian. And the pizza? It was way better than any pizza I’ve had in a long time. Well, except maybe my own, although I don’t have a brick oven so I’m thinking they have an edge over me.

After lunch, we drove down to the street I grew up on. As we drove along 18th Avenue, I didn’t see much that remained of my past so the few shops that were there? Let’s just say everyone in the car was subjected to my excited yelling, “There’s Silver Rod! That was our drugstore. Oh, look! Silver Star restaurant is still there! Maple Lanes! We used to bowl there!”

Our next stop was the Italian market. Again, it was like we stepped into a shop in Italy. That was where I bought my buffalo mozzarella. I also grabbed an espresso pot my father had just been talking about on Christmas. “When your grandmother was alive, we didn’t use any electric garbage. When my mom made espresso, she used one of those pots where you put it on the stove and boil the water and then turn it upside down.” Okay, he may not have worded it just like that but when I saw that pot, I had to grab it. We won’t mention how he had absolutely no recall of that conversation when I told him about my purchase.

Then it was on to our last stop – a bakery. They sold all sorts of pastries and fancy cakes. So fancy that there was a huge sign warning, “No photos or videos allowed! If we catch you with one, we will take you out back and beat you up!” Well, that last sentence might not have been there but hey, it was implied. Again, it was like Rome. If you ordered espresso, you stood to drink it. They had gelato. And let me tell ya, that gelato was so good!

The big question is this: how did I not know about any of these stores when I lived there?

I’m thinking we’ll be going back to the future a bit more often.

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Easedropper

I’m not sure if that title is an actual word but what the heck. It’s my blog. If I want to make up words, who’s going to stop me?

Yes, I do ease drop. I am incredibly nosy by nature. If you’re having a conversation within range of me, I will listen in. Hey, if it’s a private conversation, then have the conversation someplace private, thus applying the concept of ‘private.’ If you are talking near me, obviously it isn’t all that private.

To complicate matters, my house isn’t exactly huge. If one of my kids is talking on the phone and they are on the same floor as me, I’m gonna hear what they’re saying. It can’t be helped. Because of that fact, I know things, maybe some of which I shouldn’t know.

It is in this context that I have come to know quite a lot about the relationship of a couple one of my kids is friends with. This couple, from what I know, has never had what I would consider a good relationship. The other day I overheard a conversation that I wanted to jump in on. I didn’t, but I sure wanted to.

This particular situation involved said boyfriend doing something very hurtful and then refusing to apologize or even acknowledge that he did anything wrong.

First of all, what the heck is up with that whole not apologizing thing? Many years ago, someone said you can tell how good a relationship is by how a person reacts when they have hurt someone they care about. I believe that statement to be entirely true. I mean, let’s say you trip a stranger. Wouldn’t you say, “I’m sorry,” to them? So you can say, “I’m sorry,” to someone you don’t even know but not say it to someone you supposedly love? Really?

I refrained from running into the next room and grabbing the phone from my kid. I wanted to, but I didn’t. I wanted to yell, “If he can’t apologize, dump him. He has never treated you with respect in the 4 years you have dated. End it now!”

There is the problem with ease dropping. You can’t interject comments into the conversation. Due to that fact, I’m almost tempted to give up ease dropping. Almost.

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A Tale of Two Pizzas

It was the best of pizzas. It was the worst of pizzas.

Or is the plural of pizza pizzi? In any case, it wasn’t the worst of pizzas. They both came out pretty good.

Why were there two pizzas? It happened like this. Last weekend was beautiful out; an unusual 60 degrees. Our friends invited us to join them on a trip into the old neighborhood (Brooklyn). The trip will be its own blog post but, due to that trip, I had in my possession a package of buffalo mozzarella.

I decided to make pizza for dinner tonight. One would be a thin crust pizza baked on my cooking stone, made with the buffalo mozzarella.




The other would be what I usually make – thick crust, regular mozzarella; what we grew up referring to as either square pizza or Sicilian pizza.



The regular pizza was good but… well, regular. The buffalo one? Man, was that good! I’m not sure if it was the cheese or the thin, crispy crust. Maybe it was both, but I think I’ll be doing the thin crust again with or without the buffalo mozzarella.

And that ends tonight’s dinner report. Please wipe the drool off the keyboard before leaving.

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The Illustrated Man

When I was a kid, I don’t recall seeing many people with tattoos. I certainly never saw a woman with a tattoo and most of the men with one had usually served in some branch of the armed forces.

I don’t really get why someone would want to be stuck with a needle over and over again until they are physically marked for life. It’s not really that I have anything against tattoos, if they’re done in good taste. I just think it’s way too much trouble, not to mention the pain involved. But hey, if that’s your thing, if you believe in suffering for the sake of art, who am I to stop you?

That being said, I think people should put a little more thought into tattoos. For one thing, if you plan on leading a life of crime, it’s probably not a wise plan to have your name tattooed on your arm. I don’t want to be giving criminals tips on how to be anonymous but seriously – that’s pretty much a dead giveaway in a police lineup.

And guys? You may think having a naked woman on your leg is cool but when you hit your 40s and find religion – please don’t wear shorts to Church. That tattoo of Satan on your arm doesn’t go over too well in Church, either.

For all you woman who have tattoos on your breasts: you will sag when you get old. No matter what you think, it will happen. When it does, those cute little roses aren’t going to look so cute. Or so little.

Speaking of little, odds are high that most of you will gain weight as you age. Keep that in mind when picking out your tattoos. Maybe you should draw your tattoo image in pencil and transfer the image onto Silly Putty. Then stretch it until it is about four times it’s original size. That is what your tattoo will look like in 20 years. Make sure you are willing to live with that for the rest of your life.

Alrighty, then. Armed with this helpful information, you are now free to go off and inflict torture on the body part of your choice. Just make sure it’s your own body part.

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Only 3 Votes?

Come on, people. I know there are more than just 3 people reading this thing. Not much more, but more. Am I to assume that the majority of you do not want to hear about “The Story?” The poll is anonymous so don’t be shy.

Speaking of blogs, comments & such – I read a few blogs, myself. (If you have a blog that I know about, you can be fairly certain I’m talking about you.) Some of y’all have something going on with the comments that requires you to be logged in. Now I want to tell you, I tried to comment. I really did. I guess the security doesn’t like when I’m attempting to comment from the iPad.

Note to self: you probably shouldn’t attempt to blog when it’s past midnight. You end up coming out with some weird stuff.

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Pins & Needles

Over the weekend, like in a million other Christian households, I took down the last of the Christmas decorations. They haven’t quite made it into the attic yet although they did get moved from downstairs to the upstairs hallway. I keep hoping they will magically climb up into the attic on their own but that probably won’t happen.

We don’t get a real Christmas tree anymore. It seems I’m allergic to them. It took a couple of Christmas seasons of feeling miserable to figure that one out. The fake one looks pretty good and, although I do miss the pine smell, it doesn’t make me sneeze. (One year I think I’ll try hanging the pine scented air fresheners to it.) In any case, the point is, the tree is fake.

Today I finally got around to vacuuming the floors. (Yes, I realize it’s been 3 days. I don’t want to hear any cracks about my housekeeping.) I didn’t expect to be vacuuming up fake pine needles. That stupid thing seemed to shed nearly as much as our first Christmas tree. Okay, I might be exaggerating just a wee bit.

Ah, our first tree… it’s a miracle we didn’t bring down the entire apartment in a blaze of fire. I guess we didn’t know much about buying Christmas trees back in those days. We put it up, decorated it with loads of ‘Our First Christmas’ ornaments and admired it. The gifts were placed under it.

As we sat in the living room, we began to hear sounds. At first we didn’t know what it was. Then we realized it was the sound of pine needles dropping onto the gifts. By the time we carried it out of the house after Christmas, there was barely a needle left.

I guess cleaning up a few fake pine needles is better than cleaning up an entire tree’s worth.

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Don’t Talk To Strangers

Rick Springfield, anyone? Now that song will be stuck in your head. Anyhow, on to the real post…

Last week I went into the city to meet a friend for lunch. KB and I had never met face to face before. We met online playing that vile, addictive game I had blogged about, CastleCrack.

I’m not sure how often KB has meet up with people she’s never seen before but, for me, well I’ve lost track. It’s closing in on two decades since the first time I met in person, people who I had previously only known online. Over the years, in most cases, there were no surprises. This time was no exception.

The reason KB and I have stayed in touch since quitting that game was because we found we had a few things in common. It shouldn’t have come as a surprise that we both ordered the same sandwich but I’m pretty sure we both laughed about that. I had a great time and am hoping to meet up with her again. I did not, however, tell my son I was planning to have lunch with a “stranger.”

You see, it’s like this. We had a treadmill down in the basement. It was old and too noisy. If I couldn’t watch TV while on it, there was no way I was going to use it. That’s just the way it is. Theresa used to use it – before she hurt her ankle and, subsequently, began having issues with her knee.

So there it was, taking up a large chunk of the basement; a large chunk I’m sure I could find better uses for, like dumping 432,349 storage bins full of other junk.

I had wanted to get rid of it for ages. Then I discovered a website called FreeCycle. I looked at it and there it was: someone asking for a treadmill. Someone would come and haul that thing out of here? I was on board with that! I contacted the person and we arranged for her husband and his friend to come and pick it up.

That did not go over well with Steve. “You are letting strangers walk into our house? How do you know they aren’t planning to rob you?”

“I have their names. I have their phone numbers. I know where they live. I am not altogether inexperienced in dealing with people online. These people are who they say they are.”

“You don’t know that.” He then went down the basement to look for a baseball bat. While there, he spotted an axe. “You’re going to let these people in our basement where we store an axe??” The boy didn’t believe me when I told him no one would have the opportunity to go into any other rooms down there, other than the one the treadmill was in. He took a huge, wooden softball bat and carried it into the living room where he placed it within easy reach.

The men arrived carrying in nothing more violent looking than a box of chocolates for me. Off went the treadmill and the baseball bat went back into the basement. But you can see why I didn’t bother telling him about my lunch date with KB. He probably would have insisted on coming, along with his bat.

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To Tell Or Not To Tell?

For several days my brain has been arguing with itself about posting a story here. On the one hand, it’s a true story and (at least in my mind) it is so bizarre and funny that the writer in me feels it must be told. Yet that is precisely what is holding me back; the fact that it’s true. I have to wonder what a blogger’s responsibility is. Can something be considered libel if it is true and if I don’t reveal the identities of the people I’m talking about? None of those involved read my blog. As far as I know, they are completely unaware of its existence.

I have decided to leave it to my readers. If y’all want me to tell the story, I will. If you think it probably would be a wiser decision to leave it alone, so be it.

Should I tell the story?

  • Yes! If you get arrested, we will bail you out. (67%, 2 Votes)
  • I don't know! I can't make up my mind! (33%, 1 Votes)
  • No! Mocking people is wrong. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 3

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Walking Dead

We’ve been watching this show that I’m still not quite sure I like. It’s an apocalyptic type show about zombies. The idea of zombies always seemed kind of silly: dead, rotting corpses as blood thirsty killers. I’m pretty certain I have never watched a zombie movie before so I don’t know whether or not there is a consistent theme throughout these types of shows. All the vampire movies and shows seem fairly consistent. Stick a wooden stake through a vampire’s heart and he’s dust. Zombies, on the other hand? Due to my lack of exposure, I’m not sure if they are always killed by smashing in their heads.

In any case, I have a lot of zombie questions. For one thing, why hasn’t anyone in this show thought to douse the huge zombie mob with gasoline and just light them up like a zombie barbecue? If the zombie-ness is supposed to be spread like rabies, why would a dead zombie in water contaminate the water but an arrow shot through a zombie’s head not be contaminated? If the zombie bodies are rotting away, just as an ordinary dead person would, why are they still able to walk and how do they have superhuman strength? I’m thinking I should be a bit stronger than a rotting corpse.

Then I got to thinking about the analogy between zombies and people who could be considered real life zombies. I don’t mean they grab chunks of flesh out of you and eat it. More like talking to them just drains the life out of you. Now that’s where life in TV land has an advantage over real life. I think the approved zombie disposal method employed on TV would be frowned upon if you tried it on your neighbor.

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