I’ve got exactly 10 minutes before it is no longer Cinco de Mayo. Then I will have broken my posting streak. Of course I know how to hack into my own database so even if I post this after midnight, I can still make it show up as having been posted on Tuesday. But that would be cheating, wouldn’t it? And I can’t cheat. Heavens, no!
I thought of something really funny that I wanted to post but then it vanished – poof, into the black hole that is my brain. It’s really a shame, too. Y’all would have been so entertained. Now all you can do is try to imagine just how funny this post could have been if only my brain didn’t have more holes than a hunk of Swiss cheese.
Hmmm…. only a bit over a hundred words. This barely qualifies as a real post. Does that mean it’s a fake post? An illusion? Ah, yes. You have come to read my blog and you think there is actually something written here. In reality, it is blank; as blank as the look on my face when my husband and offspring talk about math.
And since this blog post is merely a figment of your imagination, it’s time for me to depart and leave you wanting more…