Why did the milk truck I saw this morning say “real” on the side? Is there fake milk?
Why did every single one of my preset car radio buttons have stations that were not playing music? Do all DJs decide to talk all at the same time?
Why did my daughter just volunteer to store the sorority chariot at our house until next year’s Greek Week?
Why is it going to be in the high 80s this weekend? Whatever happened to the 70s? Are we skipping straight over them?
why ask why?
1) As far as I’m concerned, powdered milk is indeed fake. 2) You haven’t heard? The morning show I listen to on the way to take Linus to school specifically said, “And now for a word from our sponsors…by the way, all stations Monkling listens to are going to talk now also. It’s a conspiracy I tell ya! 3) Isn’t it nice to know she loves you?!? 4) You must be getting our weather. They forecasted a high of 83 yesterday. It was 90. Hey, 7 degrees off isn’t bad for a weatherman!
Why does my child wake up the very second I fall asleep each night?
Why does she wake up at the crack of dawn and refuse to go back to sleep….until the very second the caffeine from my coffee hits me and I can’t take a nap?
Why am I still awake? Lolly fell back to sleep a while ago.
It has been 91 here for the last 2 days. I like warmth but that may be a little much.
Why is my sons dog, who has been completely potty trained for almost a year, decided today he needs to start marking his territory? He is having a turf war with a dog that lived down the road and they each take turns peeing all over our yard but if he can’t get outside he starts on stuff in the house. He has NEVER done that and he may not live throught it this time.
Why am I still reading the same update when I crave change?
Too funny Katy! I came to post the same thing. Great minds think alike, eh?