I have a really good stock for all of you to buy into. Well, not exactly a company. Just a generalization. Buy stock in companies that make moisturizer. Seriously, with all the baby boomers who are hitting menopause & peri-menopause, I’m telling ya, that stuff is going to go flying off the shelves.
No one ever told me it would be like this. I did hear something about dry skin. I thought to myself, “Well how bad can that be? So you use some moisturizer.” Having had somewhat oily skin my entire life, I was clueless.
No one explained the details to me. No one told me just how bad it would get. They failed to say that it wasn’t just dry skin. It was so dry that you feel like ripping your skin right off and you have to slather on an entire bottle of moisturizer every single day.
I don’t much like this getting old stuff. Nor do I like the whole mental-pause crap. Nope, don’t like it one single bit.
Go. Run to the nearest online trading website. Prices are down now. Get that moisturizer stock. I’m telling ya, you’ll be rich in 5 years.
After a bad day at work, coming home to a dog that has been out of the vet hospital for less than 2 weeks and is now puking all over my house I decided to walk down and get the mail. You made my day….or week…hell probably my year.
I would buy stock in moisturizer but all of our money was in the stock market in 401K’s and now….all gone. I’m thinking I will have to die early or work until I’m about to die.
Don’t forget the ITCHING that comes with dry skin. I can’t show my shins from October to April for fear of frightening small children. Hands are almost as bad, but I have a cure for dry hands.
I think you have something there. I’m off to check on aging-related-product stocks…
Ohhhh someone should have told us
Guess what I just got a hit for, Monk…
“One of Frank’s wives!”
I thought that was hilarious since that’s what makes your stats sky rocket.
[quote comment="4362"]Guess what I just got a hit for, Monk…
“One of Frank’s wives!”
I thought that was hilarious since that’s what makes your stats sky rocket.[/quote]
I don’t even bother checking my stats anymore because I only average 25 hits a day. I did check today, though, after your comment. 300+ hits today. Of course by tomorrow it’ll be back down to 20.