Monthly Archives: February 2009

When it gets cold out, sometimes we get mice in our attic. I have no idea how they get up there or why they go there. It’s not like there’s any food up there and it really isn’t all that … Continue reading →

We all fall down – from weakness what with the lack of eating and all. Okay, fine. I’m exaggerating. It’s what I do best. No, that’s not true. What I do best is make wise ass comments. So for those … Continue reading →

Last night I was a horse. Twice. That is not a typo. Luckily, I did not have to dress up in one of those horse suits where I could possibly get stuck being a horse’s ass. It happened like this … Continue reading →

No, I am not having one. I do, however, have a whole lot of questions about the whole thing. Since I’m not having one, I suspect that’s why I have questions. Otherwise I expect I’d know the answers. For instance, … Continue reading →

I posted on Facebook yesterday that I was having a problem with what I’m calling Blogger’s Block. I figured the second I said it, ideas would just flood my brain. They didn’t, although my brother was kind enough to reply … Continue reading →

I have a really good stock for all of you to buy into. Well, not exactly a company. Just a generalization. Buy stock in companies that make moisturizer. Seriously, with all the baby boomers who are hitting menopause & peri-menopause, … Continue reading →

I stole this off Facebook from my friend. The reason I stole it is because I just think it looks really cool: I have never actually seen the Long Island Duck in person. It is a hope of mine that … Continue reading →

Aren’t we all supposed to be out watching some horror movie tonight because it’s Friday the 13th? The most horrifying thing I encountered today was when I went to the Italian grocery and they were out of fresh ravioli. Can … Continue reading →

Finally – the last of the 25. Thinking these things up sure hasn’t been a picnic. 19. I hated every single moment of junior high school. For 3 years I was tortured by my ‘friends’ and classmates and was made … Continue reading →