The Cable Guy

Something is very wrong here. I spent today cleaning. Not just the usual cleaning. Oh, no. Today I was straightening out stuff in the basement and everything. Why, you may ask? Because tomorrow I am having a complete stranger in my house. This stranger will be in my basement, in my den/office, in my bedroom. Therefore, I couldn’t allow this stranger to see what a slob I really am.

Tomorrow we’re going fiber optics. This requires a person in my house. Now, while I like the idea of having a better TV picture & faster Internet, I do not like the idea of someone being in my house all day. That’s not the point, though. The point really is – why the heck is my house cleaner for someone I will never, ever see again than it would be if I was having the family over? That is just wrong.

I am also not happy that I will not have Internet access for who knows how long, nor a phone. Well that’s not entirely true. I do have my cell phone. And I can probably hijack my neighbor’s wireless signal. Well that’s assuming they have their router turned on and that they still aren’t smart enough to encrypt it.

But I keep coming back to the fact that my bedroom is neater than it has been in months. Maybe I need to invite strangers into my house every now & then so it will motivate me to clean a bit better?

Nah! That’s just crazy talk!

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5 Responses to The Cable Guy

  1. Lanny says:

    I’m crossing my fingers that your internet won’t be out for long at all. And I mean that in a totally selfish I-hope-Monkling-can-update kind of way.

  2. katy says:

    We need someone to come and work on our heat pump and I can’t do it until we get the basement cleaned up.

  3. Simply Jenn says:

    Just enjoy the clean! That’s all you can do really, right?

    (I clean before my real house cleaner comes- there’s something truly wrong with that!)

  4. jojo says:

    My mother-in-law gave my husband a visit from a house-cleaning service for Christmas. We haven’t been able to get the house cleaned up enough to have them come over and clean it. Yikes…

  5. Monkling says:

    Everyone will be thrilled to know my Internet is back, my phone is back, and I now have HD TV. And it only took me half an hour to figure out how to hook up the DVD player. Tomorrow the really fun part of this – canceling the Tivo and the cable. I’ve heard horror stories.