Hmmm…. Now if it were hot, we could go with the one about frying an egg on the sidewalk. I’m not sure there’s one for when it’s -456 degrees out. Maybe I should just make one up. Like:
It’s so cold out, I’m spitting out hail. Nah. For one thing, I think it’s disgusting to spit.
It’s so cold out…. Okay, I have nothing. There just isn’t anything funny about it being this cold. As a matter of fact, when I had the door opened for 10 seconds to let the dog out, I think I got frostbite. Where the heck is global warming when you need it?
There was a story in the news today about a 10 year old boy emulating a scene from A Christmas Story and getting his tongue frozen to a pole.
All I know is I’m glad I have a week’s worth of groceries in here and there is no reason in the world for me to set foot outside until the weather decides to be reasonable and get above freezing.
Happy 701!!! I missed yesterday. Stay warm…drink lots of your fabulous cocoa/coffee. I can’t imagine the cold you are having…poor doggie is going to get frostbite. BE CAREFUL….