Today must be some sort of rainbow holiday where everyone is supposed to wear colorful pants. It’s a good thing participation isn’t mandatory because I don’t have any brightly colored rainbow pants.
What? You don’t believe today is some sort of Dress Like A Rainbow holiday? Well then how do you explain this?

Think about the last time you saw more people wearing colorful pants rather than jeans or some dull color. I’m betting you haven’t seen a group like this. Therefore, the only logical explanation about the clothes is it has to be a holiday. And if it’s not, I think it should be.


