Bad Start

This is not how you want to start your day:

This morning, I got up after hitting that snooze button a few times. I wander into the kitchen & make myself a cup of coffee. I go into the refrigerator and take out a new, unopened container of half & half. I pour the half & half into my coffee. Well, I attempt to pour it. Nothing comes out of the container.

Being somewhat still half asleep, what with not having drank any coffee & all, I wonder to myself if I actually opened the container. It’s one of those kinds with the little plastic thingie that you have to pull out. Maybe I just dreamed I opened it. I look at the container. Nope, it is opened. I tilt the container. Nothing moves. It is a solid brick of what was once half & half.

Lucky thing I keep that powdered stuff in the house.

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5 Responses to Bad Start

  1. katy says:

    That is just as bad as opening the milk to put on your cereal and have it come out in globs…. :mad:

  2. kim-d says:

    What Katy said up there? At first, that was what I thought was going on with your creamer. Do I see a new fridge in Monk’s future; one without “freeze” spots?

  3. Monkling says:

    Ah, if only it had been merely frozen.

  4. jojo says:

    sounds like you and Katie should get together…she’s got some pretty nasty stuff going on in her fridge too. But she’s got an excuse. That’s just gross and absolutely no way to start the day ;)

  5. katy says:

    Am I going to have to bring you some half and half so you can get some coffee in your body and update?