This is not how you want to start your day:
This morning, I got up after hitting that snooze button a few times. I wander into the kitchen & make myself a cup of coffee. I go into the refrigerator and take out a new, unopened container of half & half. I pour the half & half into my coffee. Well, I attempt to pour it. Nothing comes out of the container.
Being somewhat still half asleep, what with not having drank any coffee & all, I wonder to myself if I actually opened the container. It’s one of those kinds with the little plastic thingie that you have to pull out. Maybe I just dreamed I opened it. I look at the container. Nope, it is opened. I tilt the container. Nothing moves. It is a solid brick of what was once half & half.
Lucky thing I keep that powdered stuff in the house.
