You know that button that’s on your alarm clock? The one RightNextTo the button that shuts off the alarm? Well I have a suggestion for the inventors of alarm clocks. You need to move those damn buttons further apart! Yeah, I was up until 1 a.m. last night and sure I could use a good 8 hours of sleep for a change but I really didn’t want to get up at 9 a.m. this morning. I had stuff to do. Lots of stuff.
Because you, dear Mr. Inventor Person, didn’t think that oh, maybe we shouldn’t put those buttons so close together, I hit the wrong one. When that alarm went off at 7, I really did not want to turn it off. I just wanted another 15 minutes. That’s all. But because you screwed up, I ended up sleeping way longer than I wanted.
Personally I think the inventor responsible for this obvious flaw is the one who needs to come to my house and catch up with my laundry, help Theresa pack because she moves back to her dorm tomorrow, clean my floors and while he’s at it, heck, get up into that attic and start clearing out 23 year’s worth of accumulated junk. After all, it’s not my fault I lost an hour and a half today.
