Monthly Archives: June 2008

Today I took a trip out to the local warehouse shopping center and came back with this: Thus far, the count is at 70. We will probably need about double that. My darling daughter, who is a year shy of … Continue reading →

Don’t worry. I’m not asking for audience participation here. It was a revelation to me; the reason why I didn’t like attending Mass at my cousin’s parish with all the waving and dancing in the pews. It’s because I don’t … Continue reading →

Come on, people. I know it’s been a little slow here but am I that boring?? 6 people read my blog yesterday and 9 today. What happened to my daily 25 person average? I searched but I can’t find any … Continue reading →

First of all, what demented, psychotic person took over my brain when I picked out my kitchen floor? Clearly I was possessed. I mean what in the hell was I thinking getting white? That was not a smart move what … Continue reading →

Nothing interesting is going on in Monklingland. Nothing at all. I can’t even blog about any amusing comments my kids may have made because they haven’t been around. Although there was the incident yesterday… You know how some people are … Continue reading →

You know how half the country has been experiencing a nice little heat wave? Well here’s what happens when a cold front smacks into the hot air: That little tent used to be in the yard next door. Last night … Continue reading →

Today there was no singing in the shower. There was, however, the high possibility of screaming in the shower. This morning I marched into the bathroom with my towel and shut the door. I heard a buzzing noise. I froze. … Continue reading →

I suspect that aliens landed on my front lawn. They know that we no longer let the dog wander all over the place; that he is confined to the backyard so they felt safe landing there. Apparently those space ships … Continue reading →