Just as an explanation first, yes we do read the NY Post. This is because, in a sea of NY liberal newspapers, it is the only relatively conservative one. Now naturally there has to be a down side to that and the down side is they like sensationalism, which at times can be annoying but today was really funny. So this was the front page:
I’m also sure y’all will be thrilled to know that I took care of the 2 most important things in preparation for the upcoming party: getting a tent, table & chairs so that people can sit and ordering food from Luigi’s. Now if I can only get this house clean enough for company…
And here’s something you probably don’t overhear at a doctor’s office everyday, “I’ll send you that arsenic.”
I’m sure there’s some reasonable explanation to it but I prefer to let my imagination run wild with that one!
I can do without tomatoes on my hamburger, but no tomato and mozarella salads this season? Aggh!
That may be a little overkill. No wonder people get all bent out of shape over little things.
Relax a little, no one is going to go looking for dust bunnies under your bed.
[quote comment="2842"]I can do without tomatoes on my hamburger, but no tomato and mozarella salads this season? Aggh![/quote]
I guess you’ll just have to come out by me when my tomatoes are ripe.
I loved that headline! Luckily, I live in the wonderful state of Minnesota, home of the locally grown “Bushel Boy” tomatoes, as well as the ever-popular “Baby Boys” grape tomatoes, neither of which are included in the big salmonella outbreak. I just KNEW that if I was patient long enough, there would be a good reason why I continue to live in this state, other than the wonderful “quality of life.” Yeah, if you’re a bleeding-heart liberal. Which I am not. Sigh. YAY for Bushel Boys–finally something good for those (three) of us who work for a living.
But I won’t get going…