I suspect that aliens landed on my front lawn. They know that we no longer let the dog wander all over the place; that he is confined to the backyard so they felt safe landing there. Apparently those space ships aren’t as large as you might think, which, I guess means the aliens are pretty small.
Oh, I suppose you think I’m making this up, don’t you. Well take a look at these:
They’re crop circles, I tell ya! Crop circles. What else leaves a brown circle and then a dark green one, surrounded by the normal, sickly green grass? No doubt there are hundreds of 3 inch tall aliens creeping around through the neighborhood.
Don’t nobody tell me about grass diseases or bugs or anything. I much prefer aliens. I especially will take aliens over bugs. I hate bugs. Really, really hate them.
How silly you are. Those are not crop circles, they are burnt spots where the little aliens took off to go back to their own planet. You should know from watching our space shuttles take off that they have those round things on the bottom that spew fire to give them enough thrust to get off of the ground.
You are so lucky! You must be part of the experimental deal that Godiva struck with aliens from Cocoa Pod. Apparently they land, plant cocoa beans that become Godiva products, and leave. Wonder if you’ll end up with chocolate squares, cookies, or flavored coffee?
It actually looks kind of like the rabbit hole on my front lawn…but I know there aren’t any rabbits where you live.
None of the others know what they’re talking about, Monk. YOU AND I? WE KNOW THE TRUTH! Those ARE mini-crop circles, for sure. From which sprung mini-aliens that make buzzing noises and lurk around showers. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.