Okay, I need to put step by step instructions here for my father because he got lost. Dad, if you are reading this, drop that mouse & get Angela to help you!
Yesterday, this was the conversation…
Dad: “I went to your website and didn’t see anything. Then I clicked the button but all I saw was something about you getting plastered.”
Me: “Uh, the Haiti photos are all right there on the main page of my blog. If you saw the picture of the broken wall, you must have been on my blog.”
Dad: “There was hardly anything on the main page and I clicked some link and only saw your post about the wall.”
Me: “You didn’t see Stephen jumping off the waterfall?”
Dad: “No.”
Me: “How could you not see it? Didn’t you scroll down? All the Haiti picture are right on the first page.”
I told him next time he needed his wife to help him. He probably won’t listen because he never listens to me. But that won’t stop me from trying to explain anyway.
Here is the deal. My website, the monkling.com thing – that’s only the doorway. There’s nothing there. You need to click on the blog button. Once you do that, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS! If you click on a link, you will only see that one post. You want to scroll down. If you get lost and accidentily click a link, then click on the title up near the top where it says, “Monkling’s Blog.”
Okay, now that I’ve stopped him from looking further into anything, he won’t know about the comments so we can say stuff about him there. He’ll never know…
Got caught didn’t you? Now you could be grounded for a long time…don’t mess with daddy.
I can mess with him. He’s all the way down there in Florida & by the time he gets back up to NY, he’ll have forgotten everything I said about him.