First off, I want to explain something to my faithful readers. I have maybe 20 or 30 regular readers. Half that number are HWs and the other half are fellow bloggers with a few anonymous readers thrown in. What I wanted to explain is what HW is – for the half that have no clue. It’s fallen into being part of my vocabulary and I’m pretty sure I used the term here so I wanted to clear up the mystery.
HW stands for Housewife Writers. It’s a group of writers who have been part of an online forum for a real long time. I’ve been part of it since the end of 1993 and it was around years before that. And the point of this explanation is, I wanted to formally declare that I am president of the world. Oh, you want proof? Well take a look at this:
If it was posted on HW, then it must be true! And then there’s the running joke about me being the Supreme Ruler because I am the all powerful runner of the HW forum. Or at least the forum software.
All of that is pretty meaningless but it amused me so, therefore, I felt compelled to share it.
Also, about yesterday’s post where I mentioned something about Spitzer – I just want to make it clear that I didn’t mean any disrespect towards his wife or to sound unsympathetic with my reference to her. I think he’s a disgusting, arrogant creep but she certainly didn’t deserve that. I feel so bad for her and her daughters.
I also informed Frank that if he were voted to public office and then pulled a Spitzer or McGreevey, there is no way in hell that I would stand up there next to him while he makes his announcement. Of course there’s no fear of that since he’d never get voted into office because he’s too good and too nice. 
While I had no clue what a HW was, I already did know you were President of the World. And now also Speaker of the House, when you’re not too busy
. And I think Spitzer’s wife looks like an aged Jennifer Aniston. That’d be the day I’d stand up there with him…”NOPE, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN WITH THIS ONE, SLICK!”
I think I would stand up there and in the middle of his speech I would break in and tell my story. “no we don’t have sex often, it isn’t worth shaving my legs for 27 seconds of nothing.” I would make sure he was as humiliated as I was.
[quote comment="2073"]I think I would stand up there and in the middle of his speech I would break in and tell my story. “no we don’t have sex often, it isn’t worth shaving my legs for 27 seconds of nothing.” I would make sure he was as humiliated as I was.[/quote]
I don’t know you, Katy, but I like the way you think!