Here are some more things you can buy that special couple:
Homer Bubble Bath
You won’t need candles to have a romantic bath with Homer Simpson’s bubble bath. The lime green bubbles will cast a soft radioactive-like glow.
Elvis Wall Clock
For the Elvis lover in your life, how about a talking Elvis wall clock? His sexy voice is sure to set the right mood.
Nesting Clowns
Forget about those Russian nesting dolls. Get something completely
different – these nesting evil clowns. This is a true collector’s item.
Love Gun
This love gun shoots little cupids into the air. What says, “I love you” better than getting shot with a cupid?
Although I don’t know exactly what I’m praying for, I am–because you’re worrying and I want everything to be okay for your family. Take care, Monk.
Wrong Elvis clock! Have you seen the one where he does his hip shaking to mark the seconds passing? ‘Cause, hey, don’t we all need a little pelvis action for a wedding gift?
Whew! I just reread my comment above, and that’s not *exactly* what I meant! Oops, sorry!
Thanks, Kim. The prayers would be for my sister.
Lanny, seems you got it right the first time, even if that wasn’t exactly what you meant.