I Found Them

I won’t ever make fun of Frank again. You see, when he is unable to find something, it’s usually because he expects the missing item to jump up and do a dance in front of him. He seems unable to move things or look behind things. After yesterday’s discovery, however, he can now claim that I do the same thing. You see, while I looked at every single box in the basement during my wine glass search, I completely forgot about those 2 boxes that were shoved next to the refrigerator. It wasn’t my fault. Really. There was a huge package of toilet paper on top of it. One of those really big ones from those wholesale club places that enable you to buy enough food and paper products to last you for 5 years. Ann Marie is off the hook for the alleged robbery.

Finding those wine glasses means that when I have company for the holidays, they won’t have to drink wine out of plastic cups. Now I can set the table with real glasses from 3 different sets that don’t match. One set of glasses are so thin that if you look at them funny, they’ll break. I expect their number to decrease by 2008.