It’s true. I am addicted to my computer. I am addicted to the Internet. I am addicted to email.
This morning my email was down because my server was having a few problems. I couldn’t get any mail for a few hours. I was not a happy camper. It’s not even like I was expecting anything. I don’t have anyone I email on a regular basis. Yet, just knowing that I was being deprived of my spam, well I was not a happy camper.
What? No 347 emails asking if I want to enlarge a body part I don’t even have? No 872 emails thanking me for my loan application? How would I spend my morning if I didn’t have all those spam emails to delete??
Then another thought occurred to me. What if my blog goes down? People will try to read it and will get some error saying “page not found” and they will leave forever. No one will bother coming back. I’ll just be sitting here talking to myself. Oh, wait. I already do that, anyway.
Have you made an appointment with that shrink yet? He/She’ll let you talk to yourself and pay him/her for the privilege!
I’m sorry but I don’t talk to other people. I only talk to myself.
And what I really meant was “rid”….not “ride”…rid. Get RID of us. It would probably be easier to ride us. If you’re into that type of thing.
LOL.. I have thought the same thing!!! If i miss a few days of posting I wonder if I will lose people. If they will see I don’t post for a couple of days and not come back.. the horror!!!
Do the voices tell you to kill people?
[quote comment="265"]Do the voices tell you to kill people?[/quote]
No, they only tell me to slap annoying, dumb people. I keep asking the voices if I can get out the bazooka and shoot teenagers’ car stereos but the voices won’t let me do that.
And in a totally unrelated note, Jer, I just realized something. You didn’t name your dog after a town. Quincy is really named after Oscar. Oh, wait. She’s a girl and uh, he’s… well not. I think I better get to bed. It’s the damn voices, I tell ya.